Sep 23 2010

My fortune cookie said “Your hard work will pay off today.”

I don’t think I’ve done any hard work lately…

Sep 12 2010
" When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. Mark Twain
Aug 29 2010

Fuckin’ hipsters.

PBR is nasty.

Aug 28 2010

Haven’t had any alcohol all summer. And I can tell.

Aug 24 2010

On the table with a needle in and out of my leg.

Aug 20 2010
And in that moment, I swear my onion rings were infinite.

And in that moment, I swear my onion rings were infinite.

And in that moment, I swear my onion rings were infinite.

And in that moment, I swear my onion rings were infinite.

Aug 19 2010

I want a love like Jim and Pam.

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